Because, she strapped on this Safeway bag and headed outside.
After informing me, “Mom, I am going parachuting!”
Don’t be too concerned, it’s just a bungalow!
MK xo
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Posted on 31 May 2010 by MommyKnows
Because, she strapped on this Safeway bag and headed outside.
After informing me, “Mom, I am going parachuting!”
Don’t be too concerned, it’s just a bungalow!
MK xo
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Posted on 20 October 2009 by MommyKnows
Need a laugh? Go check out Ashley’s post … What They Said … you won’t be sorry. Go …
Posted on 16 April 2009 by MommyKnows
Edit 2: She changed her mind. She doesn’t care what folks think!
Edit: I’ve been busted … and threatened with physical violence. I’m taking it down. I’ll be back tonight (Friday) with a giveaway to make it up to you. Damn giveaway won’t make you laugh hysterically though :( –> Kids … they are so touchy.
This just isn’t right, for so many reasons.
Sienfeld’s Elaine has nothing on my kid.
I found this tonight while clearing off a memory stick …
I can’t stop laughing …
It’s also important to note that she didn’t get this from me.
MK xo
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Posted on 02 November 2008 by MommyKnows
Winner is: Jamie —> email me @ kim (@) mommyknows (dot) com. And it was #2 — Scary!
I know this has been done before, but not with my lovely-mug. Anyway, whoever said it was all going to be original?
It’s either this:

1. 1996, 2. 1994, 3. 1964, 4. 1990, 5. 1974, 6. 1950
Or … I’ll have to tell you all about my day of house cleaning. How after more than a month, I finally got down on my hands and knees and cleaned the baseboards, how I move the sofa’s to vacuum, and even wiped down the legs of the kitchen chairs. Boring eh? Just enjoy the photos.
Which haircut do you think that I actually sported at one time?
You can try it out at: yearbookyourself.com
All comments and back-links for this post will be entered to win a $10 Starbucks Gift Card (includes shipping and handling) in my ‘Have a Coffee on Me’ Contest. If you comment and blog about the contest you’ll receive two entries (too easy). I have a whole ‘schwack’ of Gift Cards to give away, so make sure and come back often for a chance to ‘have a coffee on me’.
MK xo
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Posted on 30 October 2008 by MommyKnows
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#1 reason to study your spelling words.
Posted on 08 June 2008 by MommyKnows
I might be ill and could use a little TLC and rest. Unfortunately, Georgia didn’t get the memo.
I took her with me to a Bridal Shower today.
It went really well, except when:
* Georgia started her hair on fire (votif candle on table).
* Georgia decided to take off her skirt and panties in the middle of the venue after jumping in mud puddles, she couldn’t possibly wear a wet skirt.
* Georgia opened the car door as we drove down the highway (going 65 mph or 110 kmh).
Anyway, we’re home now … in one piece. Just a little less hair.
MK xo
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Posted on 29 March 2008 by MommyKnows
Even this would be an improvement over AMY my last sitter.
Worth a laugh (Thanks to Wesley’s Mom).
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MK xo
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Posted on 20 March 2008 by MommyKnows
Can’t get enought of the Royle Family! This one of my favorite clips.
If you like British Comedy, this sitcom is a must watch!
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I am having another contest! For another pair of Bical Grippers. A bit boring, but I am LAZY (been that way for quite some time … a whole life time in fact). I will draw the winner on Friday, March 21st, 2008 (@ some time). All commenters from now until draw time will be entered to win.
Would you tell a friend? Please? See that little facebook thingy just below this post? That’s a great way to tell your friends!
MK xo
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Posted on 08 February 2008 by MommyKnows
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Too funny … thank you Dooce!
Posted on 25 January 2008 by MommyKnows
brick KID in the wall?

YES, that is my son stuck between an unfinished basement wall and our old kitchen cabinets (now our laundry room cabinets/counter).
First thing this morning, just as I was getting out of the shower, I heard bellowing from the basement, “HELP ME, PLEASE, I’M STUCK, MOM, HELP, I’M STUCK“!