Kids Crack Me Up – 104 Year Old Milk!

by MommyKnows · 44 comments

Lately, we’ve had a lot of milk go sour, LONG before the expiration date. In fact, it has happened so often, the kids do a thorough inspection now before daring to douse their beloved cereal in potentially ‘rotten’ milk. Generally, Lizzy does the inspections, you know because she’s older and more qualified to sniff cartons and read expiry dates. Today Sam did the honors.

Sam: “Dad, I think this milk might be bad. It’s really old.”

Mr. MK: “I just bought it. How old is it?”

Sam: “It says, 1904 Dad!” – he points @ the carton.

Mr. MK: *chuckle, chuckle* “Uh, that’s the year the company was started son, the milk is fine, it’s safe to eat your cereal.”

BWAHAHAHA … kids are so funny!

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{ 44 comments }

1 Tara January 22, 2008 at 19:45: hahahahahahahahaha

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2 Safire January 22, 2008 at 20:04: hahahaha! That’s great!

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3 Lisa January 22, 2008 at 20:12: ROFLOL That is just the laugh I needed today. Kids are great fun!
4 glittersmama January 22, 2008 at 20:12: Funny boy.

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5 Kristian January 22, 2008 at 20:27: awww kids are cute, thanks for the laugh!

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6 Hannah January 22, 2008 at 20:33: Haha! Kids say the darndest things!

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7 Heather January 22, 2008 at 20:43: That’s so cute!
8 MamaChristy January 22, 2008 at 20:54: That’s too funny. I can relate to the bad milk – I made my parents check it all the time when I was a kid!
9 Jenny M January 22, 2008 at 21:24: Oh my gosh- milk is the one thing that I think makes the household stop if we are out- anything else- I think I can find a substitute for.
10 Colleen January 22, 2008 at 21:35: That is absolutely hysterical!

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11 bree January 22, 2008 at 22:29: that is too stinkin cute! I love it! kids are awesome!
12 Noreen January 22, 2008 at 22:33: I have noticed that certian stores the milk goes bad faster than other, not always but enough that I don’t buy milk from them any more

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13 Tasha January 22, 2008 at 22:51: I used to smell all the milk and bread before I’d eat when I was a kid also. I could tell when something was going to turn before anyone else could.
14 Sheena January 22, 2008 at 23:32: Sam’s one funny little boy! If the milk has reached the sell by date, I WILL NOT drink it! It’s a phobia I have, lol.

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15 Amanda January 23, 2008 at 03:07: Wow! That is some old milk! Too funny!
16 Jamie January 23, 2008 at 07:10: HAHAHAHAHAAA

I LOVE it!

And I also wonder what 100 year old milk would look like…

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17 Susy-Q January 23, 2008 at 07:47: I have been having serious issues with my soya milk going bad before the expiry date. Sometimes, it would appear as though chunks of “tofu” start developing in the milk. Quite gross. Especially on Shredded Wheat!
18 Andrea January 23, 2008 at 08:24: haha…too funny! I would be scared if you had something in your fridge from 1904! haha. :)

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19 Naomi January 23, 2008 at 08:25: SO Mr. MK does the grocery shopping, too? I knew I should’ve married a Canadian.
20 Kait January 23, 2008 at 08:44: That’s cute. You’ll have to remember that to tell his wife someday.
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22 katie bowen January 23, 2008 at 09:01: here’s your site on our site! just go to the “links” on the main header…there u are…beautiful! ;)

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23 Cindi Hoppes January 23, 2008 at 10:15: I miss the age that your children are. They still say very humorous things! Cindi
24 Aimee January 23, 2008 at 10:46: Can’t wait for my little one to do the sniff tests for us. Being pregnant and sniff testing the milk has not been a fun task lately. Thanks for the great post.
25 sara January 23, 2008 at 14:03: Too funny…I’m a sniffer too!
26 Raquita January 23, 2008 at 14:15: kids say the darnedest things don’t they?

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27 Bebemiqui January 23, 2008 at 14:43: Hey, makes sense to me. What other number should they look for ;0)

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28 Jaime Stephens January 23, 2008 at 14:59: That’s too funny… way to keep your dad on his toes Sam!
29 Penny January 23, 2008 at 15:53: That is funny… And, beautiful slings. My daughter loves baby carriers!
30 Laura January 23, 2008 at 18:03: I hate *hate* HATE ruining my bowl of cereal with bad, chunky milk… so Sam — I don’t blame you for being cautious!
(Cutey!)
31 Michelle January 23, 2008 at 18:29: YEW! Nothing worth than chunky milk that goes plop coming out of the jug!
32 heather h January 23, 2008 at 18:49: Blech. The first day of school in third grade I had a container of rotten milk on my lunch tray. Gross. I was so embarrassed to be in a new school where I didn’t know anyone that I didn’t take it to the lunch lady for an exchange. I can’t tell you how nasty the one and only taste of spoiled milk I’ve had was. Horror!

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33 Stacie January 23, 2008 at 18:51: I hate milk that is turning even a little bit.
34 Stacie January 23, 2008 at 18:52: Oh – and I blogged about the sling contest: http://twinkies.bastetweb.com/2008/01/23/happy-contest/

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35 Deb - Mom of 3 Girls January 23, 2008 at 19:56: Oh that’s too funny! :)

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36 Scarlett January 23, 2008 at 20:04: Adorable :D I can’t wait until my niece can talk!
37 lace January 23, 2008 at 20:35: That was fun. Put a smile on my face. Growing up, I always made my mom smell the milk.

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38 Mefeng January 23, 2008 at 21:45: Really funny!!!!
39 Qtpies7~ The Good Stuff January 23, 2008 at 22:09: That is so funny! Love it!

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40 Alexia January 24, 2008 at 06:40: LOL I love the funny things kids come up with! I can’t wait until Noah starts coming up with stuff like that!

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41 Jen January 24, 2008 at 06:46: How awesome you have someone who is a willing milk sniffer.

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42 Amber January 24, 2008 at 11:28: That’s too cute. Kids are so funny.
43 Amanda January 24, 2008 at 11:42: that is too cute! I am blogging about your sling contest on my thursday thirteen. thanks!

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44 bree January 24, 2008 at 18:30: hahahhaa! that is so funny! I am thinking it would be pretty “thick” no? haha